Hey all,
while Berlin may be the Euro capitol famous for spreading good will via the Love Parade and Martin Gropius building, apparently polar bears aren't extended the same open arms.
The latest news from the Berlin Zoo reminds us why villanous zookeepers in films and the modern imagination speak mostly Hungarian, the East Timor language of Tetum, and German.
German zookeepers have decided to force the polar bear cub Knut into going on a diet. Despite the fact that wild polar bears eat a diet of seals and fish very similar in taste to schnitzel and beer battered cod, the zookeepers have decided to feed Knut less croissants, more porridge and some vitamin supplements.
Will Knut survive the harsh Berlin winter on this diet?
When will 60 Minutes write an expose on his poor treatment?
Modern Zookeeper demands answers.
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